How Do You Know?

[DennisMiller]

We all have those days... I had one today...

How do you know the golf gods are against you???

5th hole... 2nd shot in a bunker by the par 5 green... blast out to 5 feet... putt rims the lip, picks up speed and catches the downhill side, rolling off the green...

8th hole... 145 yards... flushed a 6 iron into about a 20 mph wind... hit the pin... bounce about 30 feet away... leave the birdie putt 1" short...

My wife said it's because I used clubs with snakes on them. (Cobra Aerojet irons)

I am damned...

 

[Robbo016]

I think that's their default position against me every time I step onto the course...

 

[DennisMiller]

It happened again today. Rain on the first hole, drove back in, sat in the car for a while, playing partner had to quit so he could get home, change clothes and make a doctor's appointment on time.

I am damned...

 

[DennisMiller]

I hope I have solved my problem with the golf gods. I got a little golf god of my own, a gift from my niece. I'

He now stays attached to my bag and I named him Arnie... Who would mess with the KING?